My First blog (dont worry i will be sure to come up with better titles)

I want to talk about one of my absolute favorite things to do in the whole wide world. “The whole wide world” such an odd phrase, seems a bit redundant but let me get back on topic. One of my top favorite things to do is sleep. Yep sleep. No not watch TV, read books, climb mountains or dance on graves; sleep. I love sleep and like to do it as much as possible. See the reason I love sleep is well, simply put, because I am lazy and sleeping is the most productive thing one can do without actually doing anything. Now this may seem a bit strange to you but…well frankly if you are going be reading blogs by this lady you might as well get used to it. Ok yes I will admit it seems strange consider however, if you couldn’t sleep. I mean if when you were tired or when you were in desperate need of sleep it was removed from your realm of possibility. This can give you a whole new perspective on your good friend sleep. Cause if you don’t count him as a friend well then you sir (or ma'am) are a fool. That is the life I live; I love sleep more than most and yet sleep never seems to want to spend any time with me. Oh sure, he’ll visit Tina and Johnny every night. They are even lucky enough to be able to call him up whenever they please and he will be there in a gif (gif? lol). But me? Well I could be ringing his phone off the hook and he’ll ignore my calls. Oh he’ll come around and tempt me, show his sexy sleep chest and whisper in my ear with his sexy sleep voice but it’s all a tease. But I cant help it, I want him, I need him, I cant get enough of him! Sleep does come around from time to time, he especially likes to come out of the blue, when he I would honestly prefer him gone. Not very respectful of my time that sleep. So why do I put up with this? Why do I continue to take on such a inconsiderate lover? Cause I love him! Why else do women put up with so much shit from there lovers? Now he can be a mean callous lover, rob me of any true satisfaction by ending our session to soon. But when he’s good? Oh boy is he good, he’ll go all night long and well into the next day he’ll go so long I have to beg him to stop. So I love him, I put up with him and I take whatever he is willing to give me; all in hopes that he will someday return and be my

faithful lover again.